The Word of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Rev. Ivan Stang, Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Princess Wei "R." Doe, Dr. Hal Robins, F. LeMur, Dr. Sinister, Rev. Norel Pref, Dr. Philo Drummond, Puzzling Evidence
The Church of the SubGenius Radio Ministry seeks to brainwash you totally into abject lifelong subservience to The High Epopt and Living SlackMaster, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.