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You know what holiday it is, don't you, seekers?
No, not Thanksgiving, which always piggybacks on top of the true reason for the season. You know--JFK DAY, which is followed two days later by its polar image, November 24th, Patsy Day! THAT's the holiday I'm talkin' about!
Yes, when the leaves begin to fall, a SubGenius's mind turns to Magical Single Bullets and Fake Oswalds and Switched Caskets and all the festive trappings of the day! And what JFK/Patsy Day holiday would be complete without the National Cynical Network's Puzzling Evidence JFK Show from 2011?! HA!