Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
Get ready to increase your WORD POWER! Or, rather, to DECREASE it! Tonight's selection is my "IngSoc 'n' Porn!" show, a scholarly examination of the drier parts of George Orwell's prescient "i984"--the appendices that deal with the language manipulation principles of NewSpeak and DoubleThink. But dissecting the insidious linguistic intent of a totalitarian society can make for some hard entertainment...so with my listeners in mind, I laid the intellectual fare against a tapestry of smut clips from PARTY DOLL A-GOGO, a XXX flick which is itself an endurance test of porn sensibilities. I double-dog-dare you to jack off to THIS one!
[And forgive my infrequent show posting of late--MY BAD. A severe depressive plunge has made it pure hell to do anything but yearn for the bliss of being nothing but a brain in a jar... ]