Just because I love you, Seekers, I've been hard at work preparing something wonderful. This off-brand forgotten classic is too sprawling to play on my radio show--but it NEEDS TO BE SHARED. In fact, it even has CUSS WORDS!
In commemoration of 50 Years of American Sportsmen in Politics--here is Part 1 of the amazing artifact "I, JFK," by Robert Mayer. The blurb reads: "Lust Scandal & Politics Join John F. Kennedy As He Tells All from the Great Beyond" [punctuation not mine.] From jump, this thing starts out in WTFville, and not only does it stay there, it corkscrews itself into the frickin' EARTH! Horrible historical impersonations by the lone hack-tor are only the beginning as JFK sits on a white cloud outside of heaven with Martin Luther King and the nightshirt-clad LBJ, reminiscing about crooked backroom deals and hot adulterous affairs--and then the narrative just goes off the fucking RAILS.
This is only part 1 of 3--and oh, Honey, you have NO IDEA where this is gonna go...!!! Hang on--the rest of the parts will appear as I get them into perfect shape.