The title's all too telling, seekers... Yes, I'm so balls deep into the JFK CONSPIRACY-O-RAMA that the assassination of JFK ruined my marriage--but it did leave me with an insider's access to my ex's secret vault of unredacted damning documents and suppressed eyewitness interviews, hehheh! So I exploited my unique connections to edit together a lovely panoramic portrait of Bloody Elm, mapping the tangled trajectories and noting the snipers' nests of all 13 of the 3 gunmen. And as an added bonus, you get to pose as an unzipped fly on the wall following Stang and me as we actually infiltrate the 1992 Dallas JFK Assassination Symposium, on a tape from the Secret SubGenius Archives!