Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
Yes! Thanks to the auspices of the National Cynical Network, that master of audio surrealism Dr Phineas Narco presents another exercise in subliminal Slack induction with his TAPIOCA SUPERNOVA Show! You will experience stunning motivational pageantry that will stroke your brain glands even while it overhauls your Yeti soul! Seductive verbal suggestions blend with silkenly abrasive aural textures that will abrade the rust off your nodes while they pound your cerebral flank steak and render your poor throbbing cortex bare for the application of Dr Narco's special Brain Balm! Self-reinvention is within your grasp! And from what I gathered, when you get to that deepest point in your treatment, some guy will want you to squeeze a little lemon juice on it all, after you fondle the weird nubbin-y end of the lemon first. Personally, I think that dude's fucking banjo crackers. Still, I suggest that you'd better have a frickin' lemon handy, just in case.