TIMES ARE EASTERN ACTION NOTES end section PRE SHOW 19:59:45 PRE SHOW Stop 420 Overlay Script on DickWhite Stop Monday Script on DickWhite Start Show Script on DickWhite Change main output to USB Device Cue Start Cart (Silent Track (5:00)) Verify Winamp Ready FIRST GONG INDICATES 5 MINUTES SECOND GONG 30 SECONDS end section GO LIVE 19:59:59 Advance to Slingshot Start Show Start Cart Start Hotdog Cart Look for Liquor Cart Activate Powerful Forces Cart end section SHOW ROLL 20:00:00 SHOW ROLL Betty Trigger Warning Shoutcast Bump (shiznat) Touch Tones Show Intro Play lead in track (“EDM Opening Track” (01:50)) end section SHOW INTRO 20:01:03 START INTRO SEGMENT ANTHONY FADES DOWN LEAD IN TRACK BONG HIT SFX ANTHONY QUES BETTY JOE PLAYS PRE Buh Woop, Buh Weep, Look who’s back, bitches! ANTHONY SAYS Hey Everybody, It’s Anthony live from Studio A in Tampa. JOE SAYS Hey Everybody, it’s Joe also in Studio A B in Chicagoland, by the way, our chat room is open at www.chiampa.info and our phone lines are ready for you too at 813-327-8566! JOE PLAYS BETTY 1 Hi, Betty here, your loveable artificial personality unit and this is episode 154 of the Joe and Anthony show, “Recount this bitches!” for Monday, November 12th, 2018. Background tracks used on the Joe and Anthony Show were created by Kevin MacLeod, visit incompitech dot com for more. And now, Joe & Anthony get cracking with The TP segment! Take it away guys, Betty Betty Betty Betty Out! ANTHONY/JOE Thanks Betty end section TP SEGMENT 20:02:53 (RUN 00:13:57) GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE BREAK STARTS The following playlist will run in BG during TP segment Disco Lounge Backed Vibes Ether Disco Wallpaperza Pamgaea Unwritten Return Backed Vibes Deliberate Thought TALKING POINT SEGMENT A How was your day guys? JOE PLAYS HOW WAS YOUR DAY No problem guys, so how was your day today? I heard there wasn’t too much stupid traffic to deal with today, eh Anthony? JOE AND ANTHONY HAVE ONE (1) MINUTE EACH!!! Show and Station Announcements Chiampa.org coming to a WEB browser near you...soon! For those of you that like details, we updated our Joe & Anthony show Script! Anthony’s Weed Corner Election 2018: Cannabis Legalization Coverage and Results Leafly Several states had cannabis measures on their ballots Adult Use Winners: Michigan Losers: North Dakota Medical Winners: Missouri (A2), Utah Losers: Missouri (A3 & Prop C) Governor-Elect of Illinois Aims to Legalize Marijuana Early in His Term High Times Illinois Governor-elect Pritzker said he plans to push for the legalization of recreational marijuana early in his term. Pritzker said that a legal cannabis industry will bring new employment opportunities in addition to taxes for the state and local governments. Estimate $700M in new revenue. Pritzker said that he believes the legislature’s cannabis legalization plan should include provisions for the expungement of marijuana offenses from criminal records Joe’s Talk Corner Shout out to J.T. hopefully a new listener to the Joe and Anthony Show! Joe’s Vacation talk JOE’S 1983 DICTIONARY WOTD Joe plays Joe’sDictionary1 Joe flips through dictionary, finds a word, OPENS FILE, CHECKS FOR DUPLICATES and adlib announces word and definition Well lookey here, looks like Roger, or Blenda or one of our other crazy personalities planted a random story for Joe, so, lets go check out JOE’S RANDOM STORY Joe Plays National Day Out Loud by Roger 9 If you didn’t know it, and if you did, pip pip for you, anyway, this is your National Day Moment, red out loud by me, Roger, well folks, today November 12th, 2018 is National French Dip Day, National Pizza with the works except Anchovies Day, and National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day, Well after all you feckless souls french dip anchovies in your pizza, lets let Anthony push a quote unquote button that stimulates a quote unquote spinning wheel that Joe quote unquote spun, I quote unquote think, no no no, i really do! anyway take it away guys! Pull Anthony’s Random News Wheel... WHEEL SFX Winning Link Here Gov. Rick Scott files lawsuit against Broward, Palm Beach Elections Supervisors (Fluffing a Duck) end section BEGIN JOE’SNEWS SEG A 20:20:00 JOE’S WEATHER BROUGHT TO YOU BY TELEDILDONICS! JOE PLAYS BETTY PLUG X Listen to these shows, and more that we re-cast on Shyampuh Radio. From Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center, 104.5 fm, W R F U, which hosts The World Labor Hour with the love a bull Dave, Gus, and Bill. and, from archive.org, The Daily Apple Tech News Show with Tom Merritt and Labor Express Radio with Jeremy Mead-Lucero. Be sure to visit shyampuh dot info for our complete broadcast schedule. Back to you Joe, Betty Betty Betty Betty Betty Betty Bettty, OUT! ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: WEATHER TRACK Thank’s Betty Don’t forget if you have a hot tip for the Chiampa Radio Weather Department, give us a call at 813-327-8566 It’s time for your Chiampa Weather from Chicago’s Midway International Airport. Unless you’re listening live it’s not currently XX at XX ℉. The dewpoint is at XX and the humidity is at XX% giving us a wind chill of XX℉ winds are out of the X at XXmph gusting to XXmph And for you pilot types the visibility is 10miles Tonight, Monday night: Tuesday: Tuesday Night: Wednesday: Grab your favorite device and tune in for a recast episode of Headphone Meditations with Jon Du Bose at 7pm New York Time this Wednesday, November 14th. Be sure to visit our website, chiampa.info for our complete broadcast schedule. Tonight, Monday night: Tuesday: Tuesday Night: Wednesday: Grab your favorite device and tune in for a recast episode of Headphone Meditations with Jon Du Bose at 7pm New York Time this Wednesday, November 14th. Be sure to visit our website, chiampa.info for our complete broadcast schedule. And that’s your Chicago Weather folks & now 4 the neeeeeeewwwwwwws! JOE NEWS ALERT NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Unusual birthday party held aboard subway train Birthday Start Track Delta apologizes after passenger sits in dog poop Blobby Samba Oregon town elects 18-year-old as mayor Yakety Sax GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE BREAK STARTS GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE BREAK STARTS END JOE’S NEWS SEG A 20:29:30 ANTHONY SAYS (“Exit the Premises” (03:30)) [Without TWO announcer copy] Thaaaaaaanks Joe, I think. Do you want to be a part of this digitally encapsulated, on-aire, spelled with an “H”, Hooglen Floogen, chicken exploding [SFX] streaming experience?! Well, visit c-h-i-a-m-p-a-dot-i-n-f-o to find out howlllllll! [JOE HOWLS TOO] Hang tight folks, we’ll be back in 4 minutes. [With TWO announcer copy] Thanks Joe! Do you want to be a part of this disjointed, southern fried, GMO-loaded experience? Then call us at 813-327-8566. [ANNCR: THIS WEEK ON "THIS WAY OUT" ... ALL THAT – AND MORE THIS WEEK – WHEN YOU DISCOVER "THIS WAY OUT: THE INTERNATIONAL L-G-B-T RADIO MAGAZINE, MONDAY NIGHTS AT 9 EASTERN ON CHIAMPA RADIO RIGHT AFTER THE JOE AND ANTHONY SHOW] Hang tight folks, the world will preside again in 4 minutes. ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! end section BREAK A 20:30:00 - RUNTIME 00:04:00 (+/- 00:05) Joe Retro-mercials Intro (00:30) Magic Mushroom / Oreo (00:30) Hamburger Helper (00:30) Kodak (00:30) Cart #12 (02:00) Lead in track (“Balzan Groove Redux” (02:01)) end section END BREAK A 20:34:02 JOE PLAY ROGER 2 ANTHONY TO CUE ROGER AFTER LEAD IN YaaY! Welcome back! Roger here! Thank god its monday, because up next we've got a Tampa weather forecast and, what you've all been waiting for, Anthonys Crazy Florida News! But first, I want to tell you to tune in to these fine shows we source from our friends at radio4all.net on ShyAmpUhRadio, Traffic with Toppers RadioShow with Gil, and Upfront Soul all night long with Sanguine Fromage. And oh man be sure you tune in to Headphone Meditations with Jon Du Bose, every Wednesday night at 7pm new york time. Be sure to visit shyampa dot info for our complete broadcast schedule. Now, why don't you go grab your bongs beotches so we can get started with Anthonys Crazy Everything!, take it away dude! JOE MUTES HIMSELF end section ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B 20:34:35 ANTHONY’S WEATHER AND CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS SEGMENT B ANTHONY Thanks Roger! JOE PLAYS ROGER TY You’re welcome Anthony! ANTHONY Before we get into my Crazy Florida news….It’s time for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! CLICKY FOR CURRENT WEATHER Unless you’re listening live, it is not currently ### and XX°F with a humidity of XX% and heat index of XX°F The dewpoint is XX°F and the visibility is XX miles I hope everyone is enjoying the break from the heat, because the trend is going to continue into this week. Tonight, Monday night: A 20 percent chance of showers before 1am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 72. Tuesday: A 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 1pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 84. Tuesday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 71. Wednesday: A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Partly sunny, with a high near 82. Wednesday Night: A 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 69. Now, it’s time for some Crazy Florida News! NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Judge okays wedding anniversary trip for Lakeland store owner facing murder charge Cassa Island Game Loop - Extended Mix Mother, son saved after drifting out to sea on inflatable swan Anamalie ‘He's a mess': Witnesses recall finding half-naked man bitten by crocodile Suave Standpipe end section END ANTHONY’S SEGMENT B 20:44:45 IS BETTY READY? ANTHONY SAYS And that’s all for your Crazy Florida news! Back to you Betty! PLAY PLETHORA CART TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT end section BETTY LEAD OFF 20:45:00 JOE PLAYS BETTY 3 Wow, so what do you think of me being back y’all? Well while you think about that, you can thank the database that you are tuned in to, Shy amp uh Radio! We're always looking for unique content and people. Call Shy Amp Uh Radio anytime, at,eight one three, three two seven, eight five six six, and you too can hang out in the studio with these two idiots. Be a part of this uni queue studio experience! But now, go grab your bongs bitches, because your two loveable stoners are going to start babbling on about this, or that. Hold on, WOO HOO, here it comes, Plethora, Monday! Take it away guys! end section PLETHORA 20:45:30 We may get calls The following music tracks play in BG Comparsa Awesome Call C-Funk Semi-Funk That’s a Wrap Mining by Moonlight Overcast JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT [4 GONG HITS IN A ROW IS A REMINDER TO TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT] [GONG INDICATES 3 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE UGLY LIGHTS] JOE AND ANTHONY BOTH SAY Woo Hoo, it’s Plethora Monday! Joe and Anthony go into plethorac mode. #BeDoneWithElectionShit #JoeArrivedAtTheStudio #Joe’sKittyCam #Joe’sBirthdayTuesday #FleaMarketVisits #HRFiredForGrossEmbezzlement #OperatorsResumeMasturbation #NoOneCanStopThem Music can be faded down or up as we move along. Specific tracks play towards the end to roll up the show. end section SHOW WRAP UP 20:55:20 AUTO START OF “IN YOUR ARMS” Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on and it sounds like Roger is crawling through the ceiling again, so...I want to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast later on, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. ANTHONY STARTS QUEUE OF THIS WAY OUT! JOE SAYS Hey, glad you could join us for the Joe and Anthony Show tonight here on Chiampa Radio. Remember All Times Eastern! Be sure to check out Weekend With Joe, Saturdays at 6pm. Then check out The World Labor Hour on Saturdays Live at noon, Sundays at noon and then another recast on Sunday evening at 7pm. Remember all times eastern. Anthony says You can make your morning commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour, hosted by our lovable automated personality unit, Betty. She plays the first 15 minutes of random podcasts from archive.org and radio4all.net, combined with a sassy attitude that is sure to make your coffee percolate! Then, on your drive home, you can catch Traffic with Toppers weekday afternoons starting at 3:30PM Eastern. Gill dusts off the most obscure music and combines it with his own brand of comedy to make your ride home more enjoyable. JOE SAYS Remember, watch your step, this season, there’s moose poop somewhere! And that means I’m in programming, techni-queue audio heaven! You know folks since you’re here, just keep one of your devices tuned to Chiampa Radio and leave it on in the background, that’s Chiampa Radio, visit c, h, i, a, m, p,a, dot info, you can see our most current broadcast schedule, our socials medias and much much more! end section SHOW CLOSING 20:58:09 20:58:57 20:59:27 Do not converse with Anthony during this section. He needs to perform live to SAMBC switchover. 21:00:00 AUTOSTART STAR SPANGLED BANNER Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/ANTHONY CONTINUE BANTER OR PLUGS IF TIME ALLOWS ~30 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We will be back next week! Check out our blog at chiampa.info! And remember folks, don’t let your 18 year old mayor take an inflatable swan to a birthday party on a subway train after the judge lets you skip town with dog poop on your pants after you murdered a half naked crocodile. Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for [a brand new episode of ] This Way Out, with a H for hymen! JOE PLAYS BETTY END RANDOM GIGGLES THE FOLLOWING TRACKS PLAY (RUN 0:33) SHOUTCAST (0:09) INCOMPETECH PROMO (0:13) STATION ID (0:06) Exit Strategy (0:06) SERVER ACTIONS Advance to This Way Out Track Turn off Microphone Input END SHOW Future Show Title Ideas End of script