TIME EASTERN ACTION NOTES PRE SHOW 19:59:45 PRE SHOW Stop 420 Overlay Script Stop Weekday Programming Script Turn on Line Input - Standing By Standby Show Start Cart GO LIVE 19:59:59 Advance to Live Track Start Show Start Cart SHOW ROLL 20:00:00 SHOW ROLL HM Promo Betty Trigger Warning Shoutcast Bump (shiznat) Touch Tones Show Intro Play lead in track (“Disco Medusae” 3:41) SHOW INTRO 20:01:36 START INTRO SEGMENT ANTHONY FADES DOWN LEAD IN TRACK BONG HIT SFX 10 Second Lead In ANTHONY QUES JOE JOE PLAYS BETTY PRE: Hey, Betty here, alert, alert, I smell Patchoulli!! Joe, is that you? ANTHONY SAYS: Hey Everybody, It’s Anthony in Tampa and no mas pantalones! JOE SAYS: Hey Everybody, It’s Joe From Chicago and no mas patchouli and soon decone OH NO on lack of DATABASE!!!!!! JOE PLAYS BETTY 1 Hello, I am your loveable and shyampuhs finest artificial personality unit, Betty, and you know what? I finally have my own facebook page, just search for, Betty Wisdom! Oh my, my butt hole is buzzing with excitement for tonights cast of, episode 83, “Ethical Chickpeas from Russia, Этический нут из России ” for Monday, April 03rd, 2017. Hey Anthony hows the weather in Tampa for you tamponites? WATCH OUR LANGUAGE FUCK THE MAN! LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY!! ANTHONY WX 20:04:57 ANTHONY ADVANCE TRACK SFX: “LOCAL FORECAST 2” for MDW & TPA WX Anthony Says: Thank you Betty.. JOE PLAYS BETTY TY1 No problem Anthony! ANTHONY SAYS: It’s time for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! Unless you’re listening live, It’s not currently a few clouds and 82F (And, as for you Canadian snowbirds, it’s time to go home) with a humidity of 51%. There is a dewpoint of 69F and the visibility is 10 Miles. Ooooh we have a heat index of 84!! WOOOT WOOOT Tonight, Monday night, Partly cloudy, with a low around 72. Tuesday, Mostly sunny, with a high near 84, then Partly cloudy, with a low around 69 overnight. Wednesday, Mostly sunny, with a high near 85, then Mostly cloudy, with a low around 69, with a 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms overnight. And that’s your Chiampa Weather for the Tampa Bay area. Back to you, Betty boop la oop! JOE PLAYS BETTY WX-JOE Thanks Anthony! And now for your Chicagoland Weather, take it away Joe! BUY MORE TIME FOR A DIME!! JOE WX 20:06:57 JOE SAYS: Thanks Betty, from Chicago’s Midway International Airport, KMDW - Unless you’re listening live, It’s misty at 50F/ 10 celcius dewpoint is 49F with a windchill of 47F. From our make believe star trek hollow deck state of the art studios, and from the Emerson Sensi humidity action center, it currently shows us a humidity factor of 44% inside the chicago studios and 96% right outside the window pane! The winds are out of the East at 8 MPH and for you pilot types the visibility is 3 miles, even better if you fly way higher!! Monday Night, expect showers, cloudy, with a high near 47 On Tuesday, expect showers, mainly before 11pm. Low around 43. On Wednesday expect Showers likely, mainly before 10am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 50 and that’s it for your Chicago Weather, back to you Betty! PLUG LAND 20:09:00 Joe Plays Betty_Plug_1.WAV Thanks Joe, Hey, Betty here, please take some time to listen to the following that we re-cast here on Shyampuh Radio, The World Labor Hour on W,R,F,U, and, CPR News hosted by Don Debar, Toppers with Gil from Boston Free Radio, and Headphone Meditations with Jon Du Bose. By the way, all of the background tracks we use at the Joe and Anthony show were created by Kevin MacLeod, support his music by visiting incompetech.com. Support your local independent mom & pops restaurant and shops, and, keep it tuned to Shyampuh Radio! Betty Betty Betty Betty Out! TP SEGMENT A 20:09:35 (RUN 00:10:25) The following music tracks play in BG during TP segment Backed Vibes Deliberate Thought Pamgaea Unwritten Return Wallpaper JOE PLAYS BETTY TPSEGMENTA.WAV And now, Joe & Anthony get cracking with Talking Points Segment A, The TP segment!! ANTHONY & JOE ANTHONY - Thanks Betty! JOE - Yes, thank you Betty. Well get this Anthony.. We’re going to call ROSEMARY CALL ROSEMARY - LEAVE VOICEMAIL Joe TPs (20:09:35~20:14:47) Young People can sell and serve booze in Chicago Gilbert Baker, “designer” of LGBT Rainbow Flag dies at 65 Sometimes I completely tune out the news and things going on in the world, and I feel better on those days. - continue ad-libing on, allow Anthony to chime in often. Anthony TPs (20:14:47~20:20:00) Russia: St Petersburg Bombing in subway causes 10 dead What The FUCK Florida?! Why are you blocking my weed?! Some other update I forgot about Random News Wheel WHEEL SFX Are we still blaming the Russians? Why the Russians? Can the Russians Hack my Taxes? Winning Link Here (Fluffing a Duck) Complimentary Spots as possible. Mark where we left off! outFarpress (The Shortwave Report) Quality Radio Productions (Upstate theater, Global Village, Lake Air, Jazz Progressions) Cannabisradio.com for new programming The State of Cannabis (in jeopardy) Just Say Know (in jeopardy) Russ Belville Show (may continue in 2017) New World Notes Radio Curious 9-11 Wakeup Call Global Research Hour !earshot 20 TUC Radio Building Bridges World Beat Canada Sunrise Ocean Bender Happy Station Show Earth First! Michael Slate Prison Radio Show Final Straw Sea Change Radios Radio Eco-Shock Bristol Broadband Cooperative (Dialect, State of the City) Global a Go Go Between the Lines [Return to End of Script] Let’s try and do interviews and take callers in this section. Gives about 10 minutes of time before Joe’s News JOE NEWS SEGMENT A 20:20:00 ANTHONY SAYS Hey Joe, what’s new in the news? ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: PLAY JOE NEWS ALERT JOE SAYS Well hey Anthony, thanks for asking, get a load of these stories! JOE FLIPS TO NEWS SCRIPT NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Kangaroo teaches tailgating driver a lesson in fit of 'roo rage (Winner Winner) TSA seizes cane that delivers 1,000,000-volt shock (Danger Storm) UGH: The Average Person Is Going To Spend Five Years Of Their Life On Social Media (Fast Talkin) # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END NEWS SEG A 20:29:30 ANTHONY SAYS Thanks Joe, do you want to be a part of this un-i-que, on-aire with an e, smells like a w, outer-looped, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, universally shunned, gmo packed, kid unfriendly, streaming experience?! Well, visit chiampa.info to find out how! (spell out chiampa) Hang tight folks, we’ll be back in 4 minutes if I can get this cart loaded. ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! BREAK A 20:30:00 - RUNTIME EXACTLY 00:04:00 Joe Retro-mercials Intro Hershey’s Moo & Oink McDonald’s Cart #13 (shiznat ending) Lead in track (Ashton Manor Redux) END BREAK A 20:34:02 JOE PLAY BETTY 2 9 SECOND LEAD IN-ANTHONY TO CUE BETTY Welcome back! Stay tuned for Anthonys Crazy Florida news, next! But first I want to tell you, thank god its monday, and, according to w,w,w,dot national day calendar dot com, today is, FIND A RAINBOW DAY, WORLD PARTY DAY, NATIONAL CHOCOLATE MOUSSE DAY, NATIONAL TWEED DAY. Well after you all party on the rainbow eating chocolate mousse in your spring tweed you are all really going to need to toke up, so go grab your bongs bitches so we can start Anthonys Crazy Florida News! Take it away Anthony! Joe MUTES HIMSELF ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B 20:34:35 ANTHONY’S CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS AND FLORIDA NAKED NEWS SEGMENT B ANTHONY LAUGHS then SAYS It’s time for some Crazy Florida News! NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Flirty spring breaker says rental company failed to clean pot from SUV (Chee Zee Beach) Man finds 11-pound package of marijuana on shores of Daytona Beach (Brightly Fancy) Sebastian Couple Tell Police They Are Part Of Illuminati (Run Amok) # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END SEGMENT B 20:44:45 IS BETTY READY? TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT ANTHONY SAYS And that’s all for your Crazy Florida news! Back to you Betty! BETTY LEAD OFF 20:45:00 JOE PLAYS BETTY 3 Thank you Anthony! Thank the database you are tuned to, Shyampuh Radio! Before we get started with the Plethora Discussion Segment, did you know that you too can hang out with these two idiots and be a part of this studio experience? Give us a call, NOW, at 8,1,3,3,2,7,8,5,6,6. But now, go grab your bongs, bitches, because our two loveable stoners are going to start blabbering on about this, or that. Hold on. Here it comes! WOO HOO! The Plethora Discussion Segment. Take it away guys! PLETHORA 20:45:30 The following music tracks play in BG Awesome Call George Street Shuffle Mining by Moonlight Overcast Groove Groove Faster Does It JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF Music can be faded down or up as we move along. Specific tracks play towards the end to roll up the show. PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT JOE TALKING POINTS It’s time for a new Joe Wisdom!!! JOE PLAYS DATABASE DIET It’s time for Twofer Monday! #MyBestEverDecision AND Penis Seat I made Chicken breasts the other night. I used a nice roasting method - continue ad-libing on, allow Anthony to chime in often. Ethereal Thought: Everything can be roughly predicted with averages, numbers, gut feelings, emotions, and logic rolled into one. Ethereal Thought: Ethical Chickens stuffed with organically artificial chickpeas!! ANTHONY TALKING POINTS Time to go home: Driving 15 miles an hour under the speed limit!!!!!!!!!!! Again, REALLY FLORIDUH?! Does your ass smell like roses? JOE DON’T LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY! SHOW WRAP UP 20:55:20 ANTHONY PLAYS “IN YOUR ARMS” Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on and the cleaning staff is giving me dirty looks from the control room; so...I want to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. ANTHONY STARTS QUEUE OF THIS WAY OUT! JOE SAYS Yes, thank you everyone for tuning in to the Joe and Anthony Show on Chiampa Radio. Got nothing to do weekend afternoons? Check out my show, Weekend With Joe where I tend to play nerdy science and some jazzy stuff from archive.org and radio4all.net, you can catch Weekend With Joe every Saturday and Sunday starting at 4pm eastern. Anthony says You can make your morning commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour, hosted by our lovable automated personality unit, Betty. She has questionably awesome programming from archive.org and radio4all.net, combined with a sassy attitude that is sure to make your coffee percolate! Then, on your drive home, you can catch Traffic with Toppers weekday afternoons from 3:30 to 7:30 Eastern. Gill dusts off the most obscure music and combines it with his own brand of comedy to make your ride home more enjoyable. JOE SAYS Wow so much awesome programming, you won’t find this stuff on mainstream media, they’re boring! Oh and hey, be sure you tune to our 24 hour internet station, Chiampa Radio anytime! On your mo bile, your tab let, your cellica phone too, visit us at www.chiampa.info (spell out chiampa) We have thee most current and up to date broadcast schedule and, you can keep track of the Joe and Anthony show notese! Also, make sure you follow us on Facebook.com forward slash chiamparadio And also twitter at ChiampaRadio SHOW CLOSING 20:58:09 STAR SPANGLED BANNER (AUTO START) Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/ANTHONY CONTINUE BANTER OR PLUGS IF TIME ALLOWS 20:58:57 ~30 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We’ll be back next Monday! Check out our blog at www.chiampa.info! And remember folks, in mother Russia, you don’t watch news...news watches you! Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for [a brand new episode of] This Way Out! - With a G! JOE PLAYS BETTY END Boom Chaka Laka, Good nightee!! RANDOM GIGGLES 20:59:27 THE FOLLOWING TRACKS PLAY (RUN 0:33) SHOUTCAST BUMP (0:09) INCOMPETECH PROMO (0:13) STATION ID (0:06) Exit Strategy (0:06) SERVER ACTIONS Advance to This Way Out Track Turn off Microphone Input Do not converse with Anthony during this section. He needs to perform live to SAMBC switchover. 21:00:00 END SHOW