TIME EASTERN ACTION NOTES PRE SHOW 19:59:45 PRE SHOW Stop 420 Overlay Script Stop Weekday Programming Script Load Show Track on Chiampa PC Load Tampa Slingshot on Betty Start BG Music (Music for Manatees (17:36)) Standby Show Start Cart GO LIVE 19:59:59 Advance to Slingshot Start Show Start Cart SHOW ROLL 20:00:00 SHOW ROLL Betty Trigger Warning Shoutcast Bump (shiznat) Touch Tones Show Intro Play lead in track (“Disco Medusae” (03:41)) SHOW INTRO 20:01:03 PLUG LAND 20:05:03 START INTRO SEGMENT ANTHONY FADES DOWN LEAD IN TRACK BONG HIT SFX ANTHONY QUES BETTY JOE PLAYS BETTY PRE: (P) Buhwoop, Buhweep, Wow, this vocal processing unit I found in the junkyard is way better! ANTHONY SAYS: Hey Everybody, It’s Anthony in Tampa! JOE SAYS: Hey Everybody, it’s Joe in Chicago JOE PLAYS BETTY 1 (1) Hi, its Betty your loveable artificial personality unit, this is episode 120 of the Joe and Anthony show, “Turkey Bacon Stole my Mitsubishi” for Monday January 29th, 2018. Background tracks used on the Joe and Anthony Show were created by Kevin MacLeod, visit his website at incompetech dot com And now, Joe & Anthony get cracking with The TP segment! Take it away guys, Betty Betty Betty Betty Out! ANTHONY & JOE Thanks Betty WATCH OUR LANGUAGE FUCK THE MAN! LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY!! TP SEGMENT 20:06:03 (RUN 00:13:57) The following playlist will run in BG during TP segment Disco Lounge Backed Vibes Ether Disco Wallpaper Stringed Disco Deliberate Thought Pamgaea Unwritten Return Backed Vibes Deliberate Thought TALKING POINT SEGMENT A Gasparilla and Fake Tampa Started in 1904 Combined a false legend of a pirate with New Orleans Mardi Gras Manufactured Tampa Talk about how much I miss doing that WDRH segment and wish this was our primary method of making money and we were pretty successful at it enough to be comfortable with life while putting out QUALITY RADIO!! PRODUCTIONS hehe Hey did you hear about how now Youtube Ads may contain cpu draining Cryptocurrency miners? I tried mining some bitcoin on the Chicago Studio’s main PC - well it has a decent graphics GPU which is what you really need - I made a WHOPPING USD 1.91 in two days!! WOO HOO! Yeah, I think I would need one of those standalone units that did nothing but process for bitcoins. Seems like an exercise in futility now, unless you paid attention to my first TP point about this. ;) the Ooopsie Poopsie Corner JOE PLAYS The Oopsie Poopsie Corner (O) #1 Ooopsie Poopsie you shouldn’t let a heavy duty appliance be plugged into a heavy duty powertap but let it hang nilly willy around a poll! #2 Ooopsie Poopsie, what’s that smell we smell everywhere? #3 Ooopsie Poopsie there’s smoke coming from there! Shut it off!! #4 Ooopsie Poopsie that was a 100 dollar repair bill.. Ugh #5 Ooopsie Poopsie wwoooooo that toilet seat was cold!!! #6 Ooopsie Poopsie I think i ordered too many tacos because I am high! #7 Ooopsie Poopsie The King of Farts is here! Care to share your own Ooopsie Poopsie moments? We’d love to hear about all your shit! Give us a call now, or later, at 813-327-8566 and put us in the know! Pull Anthony’s Random News Wheel... WHEEL SFX Winning Link Here (Fluffing a Duck) [Return to End of Script] Gives about 10 minutes of time before Joe’s News JOE’S WEATHER & NEWS SEGMENT 20:20:00 BETTY PLUG (X) Listen to these shows and more that we re-cast on Shyampuh Radio. From W R F U, The World Labor Hour. And, all new from archive.org, Tech News Daily by Tom Merritt. From radio4all.net, CPR News with Don Debar, Toppers with Gil from Boston Free Radio, Headphone Meditations with Jon Du Bose, and Upfront Soul with Sanguine Fromage. Visit shyampuh dot info for our complete broadcast schedule. ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: WEATHER TRACK It’s time for your Chiampa Weather from Chicago’s Midway International Airport. Unless you’re listening live it’s not currently Mostly Cloudy at 24 degrees.. Dewpoint is 12 degrees Humidity is 60 percent Windchill is 13 degrees Winds are out of the NW/SW/E/W at 12 mph (optional) GUSTING TO XX mph! For you pilot types the visibility is 10 miles Tonight, Monday night: Cloudy during the early evening, then gradual clearing, with a low around 17. North northwest wind 5 to 15 mph Tuesday: Sunny, with a high near 31. Northwest wind 5 to 10 mph becoming south in the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 20 mph Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a temperature rising to around 32 by 3am. Breezy, with a south wind 10 to 20 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph Wednesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 45. West southwest wind 10 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph And that’s your Chicago Chiampa Weather JOE NEWS ALERT JOE FLIPS TO NEWS SCRIPT NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Loose moose runs through residential neighborhood Brightly Fancy Maryland man wins third big lottery jackpot in as many months Happy Happy Game Show Bronx Zoo tells visitors to name roaches for their Valentines Sneaky Snitch # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END NEWS SEG A 20:29:30 ANTHONY SAYS [Without TWO announcer copy] Thaaaaaaanks Joe, I think. Do you want to be a part of this digitally encapsulated, on-aire, spelled with an “H”, fang faluten, fake christian chicken exploding [SFX] streaming experience?! Well, visit c-h-i-a-m-p-a-dot-i-n-f-o to find out howlllllll! [JOE HOWLS TOO] - what am i howling?? You go “Howwwwwwwwwwwlwlllllllll” or something like that Hang tight folks, we’ll be back in 4 minutes. [With TWO announcer copy] Thanks Joe! Do you want to be a part of this experience? Then call us at 813-327-8566. [ANNCR: THIS WEEK ON "THIS WAY OUT"... … ALL THAT – AND MORE THIS WEEK – WHEN YOU DISCOVER "THIS WAY OUT: THE INTERNATIONAL L-G-B-T RADIO MAGAZINE", ...MONDAY NIGHTS AT 9 EASTERN ON CHIAMPA RADIO RIGHT AFTER THE JOE AND ANTHONY SHOW] Hang tight folks, the world will be hexadecimal again in 4 minutes. ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! BREAK A 20:30:00 - RUNTIME 00:04:00 (+/- 00:05) Joe Retro-mercials Intro (00:30) Oscar Meyer (00:30) KFC (00:30) Alka Seltzer (00:30) Cart #14 (02:00) Shoutcast Shiznat Bump (00:05) Lead in track (Cipher (03:51) END BREAK A 20:34:02 JOE PLAY BETTY 2 (2) ANTHONY TO CUE BETTY AFTER LEAD IN Welcome back! Thank god its monday, up next its Anthonys Crazy Florida News. But first, according to w,w,w,dot, national day calendar, dot, com, today is National Corn Chip Day, National Puzzle Day, and National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. Well after you figure out how you got cornships stuck up your ass while wrapping yourself in Bubble wrap is beyond me, why don’t you go grab your bongs bitches so we can get started with Anthonys Crazy Florida Weather and News. Take it away Anthony! Joe MUTES HIMSELF ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B 20:34:35 (Disco Chicken) ANTHONY’S WEATHER AND CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS SEGMENT B ANTHONY LAUGHS then SAYS Thanks Betty! Before we get into my Crazy Florida news….It’s time for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! It looks like things are warming up for the Tampa Bay Area. CLICKY FOR CURRENT WEATHER Unless you’re listening live, it is not currently mostly cloudy and 63°F with a humidity of 76% The dewpoint is 55°F and the visibility is 10 Miles Tonight, Monday night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 48. Tuesday: Poopy, with a high near 64. Tuesday Night: Clear, with a low around 42. Wednesday: Sunny, with a high near 65. Wednesday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 51. And that’s your Chiampa Weather for the Tampa Bay area.. Now, it’s time for some Crazy Florida News! NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Florida man arrested for DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for Taco Bell (Bassa Island Game Loop - Extended Mix) Florida Uber driver steals $250K Ferrari, leaves dealership sticker on the window (Hustle) Man who caused wreck says he was sick of bad drivers (River Valley Breakdown) # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END SEGMENT B 20:44:45 IS BETTY READY? ANTHONY SAYS And that’s all for your Crazy Florida news! Back to you Betty! PLAY PLETHORA CART TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT BETTY LEAD OFF 20:45:00 JOE PLAYS BETTY 3 (3) Thank you Anthony! Thank the database you are tuned to, Shy amp uh Radio! Hey we're always looking for unique content and people. Call the studios anytime at, eight one three, three two seven, eight five six six, and hang out with these two idiots. Be a part of this unique studio experience! And now go grab your bongs bitches, because your two lovable stoners are going to start babbling on about this or that. Now grab on to something because here it comes. WOO HOO! It's the plethora discussion segment. Take it away guys! PLETHORA 20:45:30 The following music tracks play in BG Comparsa Awesome Call C-Funk Semi-Funk That’s a Wrap Mining by Moonlight Overcast JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF Music can be faded down or up as we move along. Specific tracks play towards the end to roll up the show. PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT IS TRACK REPEAT OFF? It’s time for Twofer Monday! #WhoDoesYourHair? Can he de-lice you? Can he de-crab u pubes too? #DoChickensHaveEyelids? Do frogs have warts? Does hepatitis make you yellow? Asking for a friend... Joe Plays Random Tidbit Corner (T) Random Tidbit Corner Do you know what a Continental Breakfast really means? JOE WISDOM CORNER (MUSIC TRACKS PLAYING LISTED ABOVE ARE FINE!) #1 Hello, Joe Wisdom here and you’re in the Joe Wisdom corner here on Chiampa Radio. #2 Hello Joe Wisdom here, Do you have a hot tip for the Skipper or a Wisdom of your own you’d like Joe Wisdom to read? Give the studios a call at 813-327-8566 and tell us about it! DON’T LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY! SHOW WRAP UP 20:55:20 AUTO START OF “IN YOUR ARMS” Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on and I still need to figure out why that stupid alarm keeps going off...so, I want to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast later on, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. ANTHONY STARTS QUEUE OF THIS WAY OUT! JOE SAYS Oh, hey, Yes, thank you everyone for tuning in I really hope you listened to the whole hour of the Joe and Anthony Show on Chiampa Radio. Come check out my show Weekend With Joe! I play some intriguing science and language programs and some jazzy stuff too, sourced from archive.org and radio4all.net, you can catch Weekend With Joe every Saturday and Sunday starting at 4pm eastern. Anthony says You can make your morning commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour, hosted by our lovable automated personality unit, Betty. She plays questionably good programming from archives.org and radio4all.net, combined with a sassy attitude that is sure to make your coffee percolate! Then, on your drive home, you can catch Traffic with Toppers weekday afternoons from 3:30 to 7:30 Eastern. Gill dusts off the most obscure music and combines it with his own brand of comedy to make your ride home more enjoyable. JOE SAYS Wow Anthony! so much awesome programming, Oh, hey everybody, be sure to tune in on your favorite device to our 24 hour internet station, Shyampuh Radio, visit w, w, w, dot c, h, i, a, m, p,a, dot info Listen Live, check out the joe and Anthony past shows, our Facebook and Twitter links, and see our most current broadcast schedule there! SHOW CLOSING 20:58:09 AUTOSTART STAR SPANGLED BANNER Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/ANTHONY CONTINUE BANTER OR PLUGS IF TIME ALLOWS 20:58:57 ~30 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We will be back next week. Check out our blog at www.chiampa.info! And remember folks, don’t forget to name your cockroaches while recklessly driving your drunken moose through a taco bell and in a stolen lottery ticket! Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for [a brand new episode] of This Way Out! - With a BIG GIANT E for Ewok! JOE PLAYS BETTY END (E) RANDOM GIGGLES 20:59:27 THE FOLLOWING TRACKS PLAY (RUN 0:33) SHOUTCAST (0:09) INCOMPETECH PROMO (0:13) STATION ID (0:06) Exit Strategy (0:06) SERVER ACTIONS Advance to This Way Out Track Turn off Microphone Input Do not converse with Anthony during this section. He needs to perform live to SAMBC switchover. 21:00:00 END SHOW