TIME EASTERN ACTION NOTES PRE SHOW 19:59:45 PRE SHOW Stop 420 Overlay Script on DickWhite Stop Monday Script on DickWhite Start Show Script on DickWhite Change main output to USB Device Cue Start Cart (Silent Track (5:00)) Verify Winamp Ready FIRST GONG INDICATES 5 MINUTES SECOND GONG 30 SECONDS GO LIVE 19:59:59 Advance to Slingshot Start Show Start Cart Start Hotdog Cart Look for Liquor Cart Activate Powerful Forces Cart SHOW ROLL 20:00:00 SHOW ROLL Betty Trigger Warning Shoutcast Bump (shiznat) Touch Tones Show Intro Play lead in track (“EDM Opening Track” (01:50)) SHOW INTRO 20:01:03 START INTRO SEGMENT ANTHONY FADES DOWN LEAD IN TRACK BONG HIT SFX ANTHONY QUES BETTY JOE PLAYS PRE Buhwoop, Buhweep, i see one, i see two, I see three and that’s it, lets keep this shit short,ROGER INTERRUPTS and says Bloody hell Betty, you got it! Love you, smooches BETTY FINISHES UP and says Ugh, you never give up do you Roger, back to you Anthony ANTHONY SAYS Hey Everybody, It’s Anthony live from Studio 0100 0001 in Tampa. JOE SAYS Hey Everybody, it’s Joe in Studio B in Chicagoland, by the way, our chat room is open at www.chiampa.info and our phone lines are ready for you too at 813-327-8566! JOE PLAYS BETTY 1 Hi, Betty here, your loveable artificial personality unit and this is episode 153 of the Joe and Anthony show, “Inflatable Meth Head Monkeys” for Monday, November 5th, 2018. Background tracks used on the Joe and Anthony Show were created by Kevin MacLeod, visit incompitech dot com for more. And now, Joe & Anthony get cracking with The TP segment! Take it away guys, Betty Betty Betty Betty Out! ANTHONY/JOE Thanks Betty JOE PLAYS BETTY TY ANTHONY then BETTY TY JOE TY ANT, TY JOE WATCH OUR LANGUAGE FUCK THE ROBOT! LOSE YOUR SANITY!! TP SEGMENT 20:02:53 (RUN 00:13:57) The following playlist will run in BG during TP segment Disco Lounge Backed Vibes Ether Disco Wallpaperza Pamgaea Unwritten Return Backed Vibes Deliberate Thought TALKING POINT SEGMENT A [GONG INDICATES 3 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE JOES NEWS IS TO START] How was your day today? 1 MINUTE EACH Chiampa.org coming to a WEB browser near you...soon! Anthony’s Weed Corner Mexican Supreme Court Declares Prohibition of Recreational Weed Unconstitutional High Times Last Wednesday, Mexico’s Supreme Court established a legal precedent by ruling that cannabis prohibition is a violation of Mexicans’ constitutional rights. It’s been three years since an eight-year-old epilepsy patient won the right to use marijuana to treat her condition, but only after her attorney successfully argued for an amparo. In Mexico it takes five successful amparos to change the law. (i.e. In America, it would require five similar Roe versus Wade case rulings for legal abortion) Pro-cannabis activists led a drawn-out bureaucratic mission, securing to two more amparos, and finally, the Supreme Court judges ruled in favor of two more amparos on October 31st, totaling 5 ampros. Given the complex legal structure of the amparo process, it should be noted that Mexicans aren’t free to light up in front of police officers, or to start posting photos of their home grows on social media - at least, just not yet... Thailand is Poised to Become the First Asian Country to Legalize Medical Marijuana High Times Thailand is poised to become the first Asian country to legalize medical marijuana with a bill pending before the National Legislative Assembly that’s expected to pass soon Medical marijuana legalization is starting to gain support from the country’s leaders, who are beginning to recognize the economic potential of legal cannabis. A senior policy analyst for the Transform Drug Policy Foundation, said in an email to Bloomberg that countries wishing to enter the international medical marijuana market should act soon. The Asia regional director of the International Drug Policy Consortium, said that the legalization of medical marijuana in Thailand could spur similar action throughout the region. JOE’S 1983 DICTIONARY WOTD Joe plays Joe’sDictionary1 CHECK FILE for DUPLICATES JOE’S RANDOM STORY HE FOUND ON SUNDAY WHILST DOING SCRIPT WORK JOE SAYS - hey did you have a comment or follow-up to anything we’ve said tonight? OR, do you want to be a part of this uni-que experience? Well then give us a call at 813-327-8566 - we’re gonna keep pushing till we get to episode 420. Okay Roger, Take it away!! Joe Plays National Day Out Loud by Roger 9 If you didn’t know it, and if you did, pip pip for you, anyway, this is your National Day Moment, red out loud by me, Roger, well folks, today November 18th, 2018 is National Doughnut Days, there are other days, but they are pretty lame to be honest, and I’m exercising my rights under Roboto Amalgamated Magniesiated Union 2 contract clause p36 to not say them, Now, after Joe eats every single donut on the planet, explodes in a human-donut combination gas that asphixiates everyone on the planet, Lets get Anthony to push a button that stimulates a spinning wheel that joe quote unquote pulled even though Anthony was totally asphixiated when pushing said button over doughnut gas, I think, take it away guys! Pull Anthony’s Random News Wheel... WHEEL SFX Winning Link Here Photos to show man as human boat trailer hitch (Fluffing a Duck) NOTES: Found a handy chart tool for p/s ratio: link Joe notes, what an acccessory! JOE’S WEATHER & NEWS SEGMENT 20:20:00 TELEDILDONICS! JOE PLAYS BETTY PLUG X Listen to these shows, and more that we re-cast on Shyampuh Radio. From Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center, 104.5 fm, W R F U, which hosts The World Labor Hour with the love a bull Dave, Gus, and Bill. and, from archive.org, The Daily Apple Tech News Show with Tom Merritt and Labor Express Radio with Jeremy Mead-Lucero. Be sure to visit shyampuh dot info for our complete broadcast schedule. Back to you Joe, Betty Betty Betty Betty Betty Betty Bettty, OUT! ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: ANTHONY MUTES HIMSELF WEATHER TRACK Thank’s Betty It’s time for your Chiampa Weather from Chicago’s Midway International Airport. Don’t forget if you have a hot tip for the Chiampa Radio Weather Department, give us a call at 813-327-8566 Unless you’re listening live it’s not currently Overcast at 50 ℉. The Dewpoint is at 40 And the Humidity is at 68% Giving us a wind chill of 46℉ And the winds are out of the S at 13mph gusting to 22mph And for you pilot types the visibility is 10miles Tonight, Monday night: Periods of showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 3am, then scattered showers. Low around 47. Southeast wind 10 to 15 mph becoming west southwest after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph Tuesday: Election Day Weather is going to be WINDY! A 30 percent chance of rain, mainly before 9am. Cloudy, then gradually becoming mostly sunny, with a high near 50. Breezy, with a west wind around 20 mph, with gusts as high as 40 mph Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with several donuts, a low of around 35 bisquits and a chance of donut holes shooting out of my butt with west wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 43. West wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mp Grab your favorite device and tune in for a new episode of Headphone Meditations with Jon Du Bose at 7pm New York Time this Wednesday, November 7th. Be sure to visit our website, chiampa.info for our complete broadcast schedule, and hey come say hi in the chatroom too!! JOE PLAYS BLOODY HELL And that’s your Chicago Weather folks & now 4 the neeeeeeewwwwwwws! ANTHONY UN-MUTES HIMSELF JOE NEWS ALERT [GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE BREAK STARTS] NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Monkey steals cobra from snake charmer at Indian temple Hidden Agenda Missouri police recover stolen inflatable colon Fiddles McGinty Designers' upsetting 'Skin Heel' shoes priced at $10,000 Winner Winner # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END NEWS SEG A 20:29:30 ANTHONY SAYS (“Exit the Premises” (03:30)) [Without TWO announcer copy] Thaaaaaaanks Joe, I think. Do you want to be a part of this digitally encapsulated, on-aire, spelled with an “H”, Hooglen Floogen, chicken exploding [SFX] streaming experience?! Well, visit c-h-i-a-m-p-a-dot-i-n-f-o to find out howlllllll! [JOE HOWLS TOO] Hang tight folks, we’ll be back in 4 minutes. [With TWO announcer copy] Thanks Joe! Do you want to be a part of this disjointed, southern fried, GMO-loaded experience? Then call us at 813-327-8566. [ANNCR: THIS WEEK ON "THIS WAY OUT" YOUNG PEOPLE AGAINST HATE INDICT TRUMP … FINDING SHAKY SANCTUARIES IN “OUR HAPPY HOURS” … A SINGING NASHVILLE GRANDMA SALUTES L-G-B-T-Q PIONEERS … AND IN THE NEWS, DAR ES SALAAM’S GOVERNOR ANNOUNCES AN ALL-OUT QUEER PURGE, WHILE A MULTI-NATIONAL SECURITY GROUP PROBES ALLEGED CHECHEN ATROCITIES, TAIPEI PRIDE IS TINGED BY MARRIAGE EQUALITY ANXIETY, AND LIBRARY BOOKS ABOUND IN IOWA AFTER A FIERY "DRAG QUEEN STORY TIME" PROTEST. ALL THAT – AND MORE THIS WEEK – WHEN YOU DISCOVER "THIS WAY OUT: THE INTERNATIONAL L-G-B-T RADIO MAGAZINE, MONDAY NIGHTS AT 9 EASTERN ON CHIAMPA RADIO RIGHT AFTER THE JOE AND ANTHONY SHOW] Hang tight folks, the world will preside again in 4 minutes. ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! BREAK A 20:30:00 - RUNTIME 00:04:00 (+/- 00:05) Joe Retro-mercials Intro (00:30) Light and Thirsty (00:30) Stovetop (00:30) Leggs (00:30) Cart #11 (02:00) Shiznat (+05:00) Lead in track (“Show Your Moves” (03:35)) END BREAK A 20:34:02 JOE PLAY ROGER 2 ANTHONY TO CUE ROGER AFTER LEAD IN YaaY! Welcome back! Roger here! Thank god its monday, because up next we've got a Tampa weather forecast and, what you've all been waiting for, Anthonys Crazy Florida News! But first, I want to tell you to tune in to these fine shows we source from our friends at radio4all.net on ShyAmpUhRadio, Traffic with Toppers RadioShow with Gil, and Upfront Soul all night long with Sanguine Fromage. And oh man be sure you tune in to Headphone Meditations with Jon Du Bose, every Wednesday night at 7pm new york time. Be sure to visit shyampa dot info for our complete broadcast schedule. Now, why don't you go grab your bongs beotches so we can get started with Anthonys Crazy Everything!, take it away dude! JOE MUTES HIMSELF ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B 20:34:35 ANTHONY’S WEATHER AND CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS SEGMENT B ANTHONY Thanks Roger! JOE PLAYS ROGER TY You’re welcome Anthony! ANTHONY Before we get into my Crazy Florida news….It’s time for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! CLICKY FOR CURRENT WEATHER Unless you’re listening live, it is not currently ### and XX°F with a humidity of XX% and heat index of XX°F The dewpoint is XX°F and the visibility is XX Miles I hope everyone is enjoying the break from the heat, because the trend is going to continue into this week. Tonight, Monday night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 71 Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 85. Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 70. Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 85. Wednesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 70. Now, it’s time for some Crazy Florida News! NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Woman leaves two kids in hot car with bag of meth while she shops at dollar store Cassa Island Game Loop - Extended Mix Trapped man rescued from well in DeLand, says he went in ‘just to say that he did' Bushwick Tarantella Loop Florida is home to people doing everyday things in the nude. Here’s the latest. Suave Standpipe # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END SEGMENT B 20:44:45 IS BETTY READY? ANTHONY SAYS And that’s all for your Crazy Florida news! Back to you Betty! PLAY PLETHORA CART TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT BETTY LEAD OFF 20:45:00 JOE PLAYS BETTY 3 Thanks dude! Thank the database, you are tuned in to, Shy amp uh Radio! We're always looking for unique content and people. Call Shy Amp Uh Radio anytime, at,eight one three, three two seven, eight five six six, and you too can hang out in the studio with these two idiots. Be a part of this uni queue studio experience! But now, go grab your bongs bitches, because your two loveable stoners are going to start babbling on about this, or that. Hold on, WOO HOO, here it comes, Plethora, Monday! Take it away guys! PLETHORA 20:45:30 The following music tracks play in BG Comparsa Awesome Call C-Funk Semi-Funk That’s a Wrap Mining by Moonlight Overcast JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF Music can be faded down or up as we move along. Specific tracks play towards the end to roll up the show. We may get calls PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT [4 GONG HITS IN A ROW IS A REMINDER TO TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT] [GONG INDICATES 3 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE UGLY LIGHTS] It’s time for Plethora Monday! Joe and Anthony go into plethorac mode. #BeDoneWithVoting #HysteriaChaosConfusion #FiveMoreDaysTillJoeArrivesInTampaStudio #HRFiredForGrossEmbezzlement #OperatorsResumeMasturbation #NoOneCanStopThemNow DON’T LOSE YOUR TAMPONS! Brought to you by the Tampon Control Authority SHOW WRAP UP 20:55:20 AUTO START OF “IN YOUR ARMS” Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on and I think I heard Betty rummaging around in the server room, so...I want to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast later on, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. ANTHONY STARTS QUEUE OF THIS WAY OUT! JOE SAYS Hey, glad you could join us for the Joe and Anthony Show tonight here on Chiampa Radio. Remember All Times Eastern! Be sure to check out Weekend With Joe, Saturdays at 6pm. Then check out The World Labor Hour on Saturdays Live at noon, Sundays at noon and then another recast on Sunday evening at 7pm. Remember all times eastern. Anthony says You can make your morning commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour, hosted by our lovable automated personality unit, Betty. She plays the first 15 minutes of random podcasts from archive.org and radio4all.net, combined with a sassy attitude that is sure to make your coffee percolate! Then, on your drive home, you can catch Traffic with Toppers weekday afternoons starting at 3:30PM Eastern. Gill dusts off the most obscure music and combines it with his own brand of comedy to make your ride home more enjoyable. JOE SAYS Remember, it’s 420 somewhere! And that means I’m in programming, techni-queue audio heaven! You know folks since you’re here, just keep one of your devices tuned to Chiama Radio and leave it on in the background, that’s Chiampa Radio, visit c, h, i, a, m, p,a, dot info, you can see our most current broadcast schedule, our socials medias and much much more! SHOW CLOSING 20:58:09 AUTOSTART STAR SPANGLED BANNER Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/ANTHONY CONTINUE BANTER OR PLUGS IF TIME ALLOWS 20:58:57 ~30 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We will be back next week! Check out our blog at chiampa.info! And remember folks, don’t let your meth addicted monkey lock your inflatable colon inside a hot car after you jump into a well full of charmed snakes for the hell of it! Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for [a brand new episode of ] This Way Out, with a G for Glacial Clitoris! JOE PLAYS BETTY END RANDOM GIGGLES 20:59:27 THE FOLLOWING TRACKS PLAY (RUN 0:33) SHOUTCAST (0:09) INCOMPETECH PROMO (0:13) STATION ID (0:06) Exit Strategy (0:06) SERVER ACTIONS Advance to This Way Out Track Turn off Microphone Input Do not converse with Anthony during this section. He needs to perform live to SAMBC switchover. 21:00:00 END SHOW Future Show Title Ideas