For what you are about to hear, I profusely apologize. Listen to how BAD this show really is: While reviewing this show in the bedroom, my lizard Jack weathered my atrocious attempt at singing, but when the music itself kicked in, he went absolutely batshit! I tried to soothe him, but he scratched and thrashed and struggled to get away from the horrible sound like he was being immersed in scalding water. I had to stop the show to calm him down. I am NOT kidding here. This show is THAT horrible--it can damage your goddamned biogram. I do NOT recommend the use of headphones. And if you're knocked up, PLEASE for the love of Dobbs skip this one--it's worse than sonic thalidomide.
I gathered the most fetid, ear-piercing synthesizer music I could find, and I'm afraid I outdid myself with a googol on it. How bad is it? I barely listened to it, and the tinnitus in my head is fucking shrieking off the hook. I am NOT liable for physical or property damage caused by this show--if you're stupidly fearless enough to give it a listen, that's your own deal. But I'm serious about your pets! Make damned sure that they're in a room far away from the speakers with the doors shut tight and fuckin' comforters nailed over them. REALLY.
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