TIME EASTERN ACTION NOTES PRE SHOW 19:59:45 PRE SHOW Stop 420 Overlay Script Stop Weekday Programming Script Turn on Line Input - Joe pees unicorns in the corner and makes lots of money since the Ringling Brothers circus is now no more. Anthony considers calling an ambulance for Joe but thinks better of it when he sees the $$$$ start to roll in. Standby Show Start Cart GO LIVE 19:59:59 Advance to Live Track Start Show Start Cart SHOW ROLL 20:00:00 SHOW ROLL Headphone Meditations Promo Shoutcast Bump (shiznat) Touch Tones Show Intro Play lead in track (“Proto Funk”) SHOW INTRO 20:01:36 START INTRO SEGMENT ANTHONY FADES DOWN LEAD IN TRACK ANTHONY QUES JOE JOE PLAYS BETTY PRE: Hey, Betty Here, have a great show guys! ANTHONY SAYS: Hey Everybody, It’s Anthony in Tampa JOE SAYS: Hey Everybody, It’s Joe From Chicago JOE PLAYS BETTY 1 Hello, all you good people, I am your loveable Shyampuh Radio Host, Betty, and you know what? My butthole is buzzing with excitement for tonights cast of, episode 74, “Whos the smart ass now?” for Monday, January 16th, 2017. The Joe and Anthony show does not necessarily reflect the views of this station, owners, or sponsors. This show can be offensive and may not be your safe space, so theres your trigger warning! With that said, hey Anthony how’s the weather in Tampa for you tamponites? WATCH OUR LANGUAGE FUCK THE MAN! DO NOT LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY ANTHONY WX 20:04:57 ANTHONY ADVANCE TRACK SFX: “LOCAL FORECAST 2” for MDW & TPA WX Anthony Says: As a consolation to management I am allowed to say, per contract negotiations under duress with Roboto United International Local #3829 I must say, Thank you Betty for that awesome reading of tonight’s intro piece, thank you! JOE PLAYS BETTY TY1 Boom Chaka Laka, you got that right Anthony, I am a proud member and shop union steward of Roboto United International Local 3829, and hey, you are welcome Anthony! Remember folks, while the name of that union is fictitious, we are serious when we ask that you support your local unions wherever possible and fight for workers rights, artificial, and human! Yes. You heard me right, I want my artificial rights dammit!! Betty Betty Betty OUT. ANTHONY SAYS: It’s time for your Chiampa weather from for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! Unless you’re listening live, It’s not currently lightly cloudy and 75F (24C for you snowbirds) with a humidity factor of 54% making it a comfortable evening! There is a dewpoint of 57F and the visibility is, surprise, 10 Miles! Tonight, Monday night, Partly cloudy, with a low around 62. Tuesday Mostly sunny, with a high near 79, then Partly cloudy, with a low around 63 overnight. Wednesday Mostly sunny, with a high near 78 and then Partly cloudy, with a low around 62 overnight. And that’s your Chiampa Tampa Bay Weather, How’s the Weather in Chicago Joe? JOE WX 20:06:57 JOE SAYS: Hey Anthony thanks for asking! And now for your Chiampa Chicago Weather from Chicago’s Midway International Airport, KMDW! Unless you’re listening live, It’s blankety and at a temperature of blankety F, or blankety for you celcius types, with a humidity factor of blankety% inside the studios and blankety% outside. The Wind is out of the BLANKETY at XX mph, and for you pilot types the visibility is XX miles! The DewPoint is at XXF, which gives us a wind chill factor of XX degrees F, which is blankety Tonight, Monday will see rain and possibly a thunderstorm. Widespread fog, mainly between 1am and 5am. Temperature rising to around 43 by 3am Tuesday will see a chance of rain before noon, then a slight chance of showers after noon. Widespread fog before 9am. Otherwise, cloudy, with a temperature rising to near 43 by noon, then falling to around 39 during the remainder of the day. Wednesday, wednesday will be nice and mostly sunny, with a high near 43 The rest of the week sees warming temperatures for the weekend too! Mostly sunny for the week, cloudy for the weekend. Hey Folks, you gotta take what you’re given, the rest of the time it’s netflix n Chill! Or Listening to Chiampa Radio! ;) hehe And that’s your Chiampa Chicago Weather, hey we want to hear from you, give us a call now at the studios at 813-327-8566 Betty will get you in and queue you up! We’re okay with anonymous, but if you’re another podcast show, or musician wanting to get some air time, we’re here for you. But now, hey Betty, what’s that, you have some plugs, well then Betty, Plug Away!! ;) PLUG LAND 20:09:00 Joe Plays Betty_Plug_1.WAV Hey Betty here, Joe and Anthony want me to let you know we really appreciate carrying the following on Shyampuh Radio! The World Labor Hour on W,R,F,U, CPR News hosted by Don Debar, Toppers with Gil from Boston Free Radio out of Somerville Massachussetts, Radio Thrift shop from W,G,C,S out of New London New Hampshire, and, finally, all background tracks used in this show are by Kevin MacLeod, visit Kevin and support his music by visiting incompetech.com. Support local and support independents! We appreciate your support of Shyampuh Radio! TP SEGMENT A 20:09:35~ JOE PLAYS BETTY TPSEGMENTA.WAV And now, Joe & Anthony get cracking with Talking Points Segment A, The TP segment!! Happy MLK Jr Day! Are your PETS on POT? Wrong Way Drivers in Florida! (Skyway Bridge incident, I-4 this past weekend! Scary banana spiders in the garage (size of a Buick!) PTSD Chickens Complimentary Spots as possible. Mark where we left off! Headphone Meditations with Jon DuBose outFarpress (The Shortwave Report) Quality Radio Productions (Upstate theater, Global Village, Lake Air, Jazz Progressions) Cannabisradio.com for new programming The State of Cannabis (in jeopardy) Tommy Chong Show Just Say Know (in jeopardy) Good News with Nurse Heather Russ Belville Show (may continue in 2017) New World Notes Radio Curious 9-11 Wakeup Call Global Research Hour !earshot 20 TUC Radio Building Bridges World Beat Canada Sunrise Ocean Bender Happy Station Show Earth First! Michael Slate Prison Radio Show Final Straw Sea Change Radios Radio Eco-Shock Bristol Broadband Cooperative (Dialect, State of the City) Global a Go Go Between the Lines JOE NEWS SEGMENT A 20:20:00 ANTHONY SAYS Hey Joe, what’s new in the news? ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: PLAY JOE NEWS ALERT JOE SAYS Well hey Anthony, thanks for asking, get a load of these Chip Skipper headlines! Joe will read the headlines first, then go and read each story one by one. ANTHONY PLAY BLACK VORTEX FAST NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Pizza ATMs will roll out across the country as soon as this month Donkey declines to jump fence, uses problem-solving skills instead Wanted man dresses as 'Where's Waldo' to turn himself in # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END NEWS SEG A 20:29:30 ANTHONY SAYS Thanks Joe, do you want to be a part of this on-aire, uni-que, smells like an e, hyperlooped, Where’s Waldo universally accepted streaming experience?! Well, visit chiampa.info to find out how! Hang tight folks, we’ll be back in 4 minutes if I can get this cart loaded. ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! BREAK A 20:30:00 - RUNTIME EXACTLY 00:04:00 Station ID Shoutcast Joe Retro-mercials Intro Tootsie Roll US Navy MCI How To Support CPR News Shoutcast Bump (Now back to some ass kicking shiznat…) Lead in track (B-Roll) END BREAK A 20:34:02 JOE PLAY BETTY 2 Welcome back everybody! Stay tuned, Anthonys Crazy Florida news is next, But first, I want to tell you that today is, yum, National Fig Newton Day, National Nothing Day, National Religious Freedom Day, National Without a Scalpel Day, and, Martin Luther King Junior Day. Let us never forget the work and hard dedication King had for workers rights among many other things including justice and peace in this world. Phew, thank god its monday, and, so awesome that my contract includes extra pay for all of these ridiculous days I have to spout off for you listeners. Now, go grab your bongs bitches so we can start Anthonys Crazy Florida News! Take it away Anthony! Joe MUTES HIMSELF ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B 20:34:35 ANTHONY’S CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS AND FLORIDA NAKED NEWS SEGMENT B ANTHONY LAUGHS then SAYS It’s time for some Crazy Florida News! NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Man claiming to be ‘Rainbow Person’ arrested after trying to enter cars Naked burglar was looking for sesame seeds Deputies say woman got drunk at Wal-Mart # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END SEGMENT B 20:44:45 IS BETTY READY? TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT ANTHONY SAYS And that’s it for your crazy Florida news! BETTY LEAD OFF 20:45:00 JOE PLAYS BETTY 3 Thank you Anthony! Thank the database you are tuned to, Shyampuh Radio! Before we get started with the Plethora Discussion Segment, did you know you could be a part of the studio experience? Give us a call, NOW, at 8,1,3,3,2,7,8,5,6,6. But now, go grab your bongs, bitches, because our two loveable stoners are going to start blabbering on about this, or about that. Here comes, the Plethora, Discussion, Segment. Take it away guys! PLETHORA 20:45:30 The following music tracks play in BG Awesome Call [2:32] George Street Shuffle [4:28] Mining by Moonlight [3:23] Overcast [3:48] JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF Music can be faded down or up as we move along. Specific tracks play towards the end to roll up the show. PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT JOE TALKING POINTS Movie, Friday the 13th 70s TV Shows No more Ringling Brothers Circus! ANTHONY TALKING POINTS Woman sells positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for college money Irish styled kilts Chickens! What makes me Fart?! JOE Don’t forget to provide a link on facebook/twitter if appropriate or necessito. SHOW WRAP UP 20:55:21 ANTHONY PLAYS “IN YOUR ARMS” Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on and I can see the stains on the studio walls, so I want to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. ANTHONY STARTS QUEUE OF THIS WAY OUT! JOE SAYS Yes, thank you everyone for tuning in to the Joe and Anthony Show on Chiampa Radio. Got nothing to do weekend afternoons? Check out my show, Weekend With Joe where I tend to play nerdy science and some jazzy stuff from archive.org and radio4all.net, you can catch Weekend With Joe every Saturday and Sunday starting at 4pm eastern. Anthony says Hey Joe, don’t forget YOU can make your morning commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour, hosted by our lovable automated personality unit and host, Betty. She has awesome programming from archive.org and radio4all.net, combined with a sassy attitude that is sure to make your coffee percoluate! JOE SAYS Wow so much great programming, you won’t find on mainstream media, anywhere folks! Oh and hey, be sure you tune toto our 24 hour internet station, Chiampa Radio, visit us at www.chiampa.info We have thee most current and up to date broadcast schedule and, you can keep track of the Joe and Anthony show notese! Also, make sure you follow us on Facebook.com forward slash chiamparadio And also twitter at ChiampaRadio DON’T LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY! SHOW CLOSING 20:58:09 STAR SPANGLED BANNER (AUTO START) Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/ANTHONY CONTINUE BANTER OR PLUGS IF TIME ALLOWS 20:58:55 ~25 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We’ll be back next Monday! Check out our blog at www.chiampa.info! And remember folks, don’t go looking for sesame seeds in the nude while riding your donkey to the pizza ATM! Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for [a brand new episode of] This Way Out! - With a K! JOE PLAYS BETTY END Good nighte! With an E!! RANDOM GIGGLES THE FOLLOWING TRACKS PLAY SHOUTCAST BUMP INCOMPETECH PROMO STATION ID END SHOW 21:00:00 END SHOW TURN OFF INPUT / ADVANCE DECK TO NEXT SHOW SERVER ACTIONS Advance to This Way Out Track Turn off Microphone Input