TIME EASTERN ACTION NOTES PRE SHOW 19:59:45 PRE SHOW Stop 420 Overlay Script Stop Weekday Programming Script Turn on Line Input - Joe pees unicorns in the corner and makes lots of money since the Ringling Brothers circus is now no more. Anthony considers calling an ambulance for Joe but thinks better of it when he sees the $$$$ start to roll in. Standby Show Start Cart GO LIVE 19:59:59 Advance to Live Track Start Show Start Cart SHOW ROLL 20:00:00 SHOW ROLL Headphone Meditations Promo Shoutcast Bump (shiznat) Betty Trigger Warning Touch Tones Show Intro Play lead in track (“Proto Funk”) SHOW INTRO 20:01:36 START INTRO SEGMENT ANTHONY FADES DOWN LEAD IN TRACK ANTHONY QUES JOE JOE PLAYS BETTY PRE: Hey, Betty here, has the world blown up yet?! ANTHONY SAYS: Hey Everybody, It’s Anthony in Tampa JOE SAYS: Hey Everybody, It’s Joe From Chicago JOE PLAYS BETTY 1 Hello, all you good people, I am your loveable Shyampuh Radio Host, Betty, and you know what? My butthole is buzzing with excitement for tonights cast of, episode 75, “Look who I met at the Chinese Take Away ” for Monday, January 23rd, 2017. Hey Anthony how’s the weather in Tampa for you tamponites? WATCH OUR LANGUAGE FUCK THE MAN! DO NOT LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY ANTHONY WX 20:04:57 ANTHONY ADVANCE TRACK SFX: “LOCAL FORECAST 2” for MDW & TPA WX Anthony Says: Thank you Betty.. JOE PLAYS BETTY TY1 Boom Chaka Laka, you got that right Anthony, Betty Betty Betty OUT. ANTHONY SAYS: It’s time for your Chiampa weather from for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! Unless you’re listening live, It’s not currently mostly cloudy and 66F (19C for you Canadian snowbirds) with a humidity factor of 68%. There is a dewpoint of 55F and the visibility is, surprise, 10 Miles! Tonight, Monday night, Mostly clear, with a low around 57. Breezy, with a west northwest wind 18 to 26 mph, with gusts as high as 29 mph. Tuesday Sunny, with a high near 71, then Mostly clear, with a low around 56 overnight. Wednesday Sunny, with a high near 74, then Partly cloudy, with a low around 64 overnight. And that’s your Chiampa Tampa Bay Weather, How’s the Weather in Chicago Joe? JOE WX 20:06:57 JOE SAYS: Hey Anthony thanks for asking! And now for your Chiampa Chicago Weather from Chicago’s Midway International Airport, KMDW! Unless you’re listening live, It’s mostly cloudy and 43 F, or 6 for you celcius types, with a humidity factor of 43% inside the studios and 71% outside. The Wind is out of the North West at 7 mph, and for you pilot types the visibility is 10 miles! The DewPoint is at 34F, which gives us a wind chill factor of 39 degrees F, which is above normal for this time of year! Monday Night will see mostly cloudy skies and a temperature of 35 Tuesday will be mostly cloudy with a high of 43 Wednesday, wednesday gets gusty, plus we have a 40 percent chance of rain with temperatures topping out at 43! The rest of the week gets colder and a chance of snow! And that’s your Chiampa Chicago Weather, hey we want to hear from you, give us a call now at the studios at 813-327-8566 Betty will get you in and queue you up! We’re okay with anonymous, but if you’re another podcast show, or musician wanting to get some air time, we’re here for you. But now, hey Betty, what’s that, you have some plugs, well then Betty, Plug Away!! ;) PLUG LAND 20:09:00 Joe Plays Betty_Plug_1.WAV Hey Betty here, Joe and Anthony want me to let you know we really appreciate carrying the following on Shyampuh Radio! The World Labor Hour on W,R,F,U, CPR News hosted by Don Debar, Toppers with Gil from Boston Free Radio out of Somerville Massachussetts, Radio Thrift shop from W,G,C,S out of New London New Hampshire, and, finally, all background tracks used in this show are by Kevin MacLeod, visit Kevin and support his music by visiting incompetech.com. Support local and support independents! We appreciate your support of Shyampuh Radio! TP SEGMENT A 20:09:35~ JOE PLAYS BETTY TPSEGMENTA.WAV And now, Joe & Anthony get cracking with Talking Points Segment A, The TP segment!! Joe Says - Hey look, it’s The “New New” in What’s New! So what do we have, Look at who I met at the Chinese Restaurant... Strange Customs in Tampa !! Gasparilla What’s happened so far, Three Days of “President” Trump Did you hear about Senator Roberts offering a Valium to Senator Wyden? Wellington woman crashes SUV into Palm Springs T-Mobile store (Autostart Video) Freaky Florida Storms Complimentary Spots as possible. Mark where we left off! Headphone Meditations with Jon DuBose outFarpress (The Shortwave Report) Quality Radio Productions (Upstate theater, Global Village, Lake Air, Jazz Progressions) Cannabisradio.com for new programming The State of Cannabis (in jeopardy) Just Say Know (in jeopardy) Russ Belville Show (may continue in 2017) New World Notes Radio Curious 9-11 Wakeup Call Global Research Hour !earshot 20 TUC Radio Building Bridges World Beat Canada Sunrise Ocean Bender Happy Station Show Earth First! Michael Slate Prison Radio Show Final Straw Sea Change Radios Radio Eco-Shock Bristol Broadband Cooperative (Dialect, State of the City) Global a Go Go Between the Lines JOE NEWS SEGMENT A 20:20:00 ANTHONY SAYS Hey Joe, what’s new in the news? ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: PLAY JOE NEWS ALERT JOE SAYS Well hey Anthony, thanks for asking, get a load of this! ANTHONY PLAY BLACK VORTEX FAST NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Adventurer camps out by Turkmenistan's fiery 'Door to Hell' Couple's toaster still working after 58 years of daily use Sanitation crew finds wedding rings in dump for second time in three months # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END NEWS SEG A 20:29:30 ANTHONY SAYS Thanks Joe, do you want to be a part of this on-aire, uni-que, smells like an e, hyperlooped, Where’s Waldo universally accepted streaming experience?! Well, visit chiampa.info to find out how! Hang tight folks, we’ll be back in 4 minutes if I can get this cart loaded. ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! BREAK A 20:30:00 - RUNTIME EXACTLY 00:04:00 Station ID Shoutcast Joe Retro-mercials Intro Pocket Fisherman Folgers Crystals Draino How To Support CPR News Shoutcast Bump (Now back to some ass kicking shiznat…) Lead in track (B-Roll) END BREAK A 20:34:02 JOE PLAY BETTY 2 Welcome back everybody! Stay tuned, Anthonys Crazy Florida news is next, But first, I want to tell you that today is, National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day. Phew, thank god its monday and I don’t have to write anything. If you guys are down for pie, I vote for Apple Pie. Now, go grab your bongs bitches so we can start Anthonys Crazy Florida News! Take it away Anthony! Joe MUTES HIMSELF ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B 20:34:35 ANTHONY’S CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS AND FLORIDA NAKED NEWS SEGMENT B ANTHONY LAUGHS then SAYS It’s time for some Crazy Florida News! NEWS SCRIPT has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Man used remote-control device to cover license plate at tolls Man exposed himself to toll booth workers Man arrested after allegedly stealing from man who was a patient at Villages Regional Hospital # # # News stories have been edited to fit the format of the show; however facts have not been fabricated. Last names omitted to protect Chiampa Radio, victims, Joe & Anthony’s assets, and yes, even the guilty from embarrassment. # # # END SEGMENT B 20:44:45 IS BETTY READY? TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT ANTHONY SAYS And that’s it for your crazy Florida news! BETTY LEAD OFF 20:45:00 JOE PLAYS BETTY 3 Thank you Anthony! Thank the database you are tuned to, Shyampuh Radio! Before we get started with the Plethora Discussion Segment, did you know you could be a part of the studio experience? Give us a call, NOW, at 8,1,3,3,2,7,8,5,6,6. But now, go grab your bongs, bitches, because our two loveable stoners are going to start blabbering on about this, or about that. Here comes, the Plethora, Discussion, Segment. Take it away guys! PLETHORA 20:45:30 The following music tracks play in BG Awesome Call [2:32] George Street Shuffle [4:28] Mining by Moonlight [3:23] Overcast [3:48] JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF Music can be faded down or up as we move along. Specific tracks play towards the end to roll up the show. PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT JOE TALKING POINTS Would Sexual Adapters work? On an Oral B electric toothbrush? Would they clean your teeth better? Or just squirt useless junk in your mouth? uber’ers stinky drivers - just like a taxi cab driver, why? Chickens ANTHONY TALKING POINTS Breaking News! People injured by aftermarket sexual adapters made for Oral B electric toothbrush. Do we really know what’s going on? Russians! JOE Don’t forget to provide a link on facebook/twitter if appropriate or necessito. SHOW WRAP UP 20:55:21 ANTHONY PLAYS “IN YOUR ARMS” Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on and I can see the stains on the studio walls, so I want to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. ANTHONY STARTS QUEUE OF THIS WAY OUT! JOE SAYS Yes, thank you everyone for tuning in to the Joe and Anthony Show on Chiampa Radio. Got nothing to do weekend afternoons? Check out my show, Weekend With Joe where I tend to play nerdy science and some jazzy stuff from archive.org and radio4all.net, you can catch Weekend With Joe every Saturday and Sunday starting at 4pm eastern. Anthony says Hey Joe, don’t forget YOU can make your morning commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour, hosted by our lovable automated personality unit and host, Betty. She has awesome programming from archive.org and radio4all.net, combined with a sassy attitude that is sure to make your coffee percoluate! JOE SAYS Wow so much awesome programming, you won’t find on mainstream media, anywhere folks! Oh and hey, be sure you tune toto our 24 hour internet station, Chiampa Radio, visit us at www.chiampa.info We have thee most current and up to date broadcast schedule and, you can keep track of the Joe and Anthony show notese! Also, make sure you follow us on Facebook.com forward slash chiamparadio And also twitter at ChiampaRadio DON’T LOSE YOUR TRAJECTORY! SHOW CLOSING 20:58:09 STAR SPANGLED BANNER (AUTO START) Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/ANTHONY CONTINUE BANTER OR PLUGS IF TIME ALLOWS 20:58:55 ~25 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We’ll be back next Monday! Check out our blog at www.chiampa.info! And remember folks, don’t go driving through the toll lane while exposed with a discarded wedding ring you found stuck in a 58 year old toaster while eating pie. Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for [a brand new episode of] This Way Out! - With a K! JOE PLAYS BETTY END Good nightee!! RANDOM GIGGLES THE FOLLOWING TRACKS PLAY SHOUTCAST BUMP INCOMPETECH PROMO STATION ID END SHOW 21:00:00 END SHOW TURN OFF INPUT / ADVANCE DECK TO NEXT SHOW SERVER ACTIONS Advance to This Way Out Track Turn off Microphone Input