This is the retool of the show I did in 1997 to mock the Heaven's Gate crew after their ill-advised Nikes/black/pajamas/roll of quarters/ pudding/premature suicide fiasco. When I heard that a San Diego-area saucercult had snuffed it, at first I was shit-scared it was the Unariuns! But instead it was dingbat Marshall Applewhite and his shaven-headed goodtime gang checking out. But imagine my surprise to find this very show of mine was widely excerpted in an anti- Scientology screed that someone posted on YouTube, editing out the parts when I addressed the Heaven's Gate cult by name to make my references to "this two-bit rinky-dink amateur saucercult" appear to have been pointed instead at the Hubbardites! It was a cowardly appropriation of my material--but hell, you know what they say: if the foo shits...!