OCTOBER IS EVIL MONTH at "BOB's SLACKTIME FUNHOUSE, and this episode is dripping with such a magnitude of hellish evil that it needs a drip pan under it! Yes--tonight I'm serving up "The Evil Susies' Evil Show, or Two Twins for Sister Susie"!
While I hate being called "Sister Susie" (that "Reverend" is NAILED to the front of my name!), it was an irresistible temptation to give it a quirky subtitle, because THAT is what it's about: While Reverend Susie the Floozie is out of commission, the show gets delivered unto the tender mercies of Evil Susie, but this time she's got help--it turns out that the Flooze's evil twin has an evil twin of her own! There are TWO EVIL SUSIES at the helm! Can the FUNHOUSE survive this double- barreled onslaught of unholy wickedness? Can the seekers survive an hour of crazy preachers, Anthrax, Deadbolt, Thom Owen, Sodom, the Bran Flakes, and Enoch Light and his Light Brigade?
Aw, who cares. It'll eat up another hour of our pointless, miserable lives, at any rate.