Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
Yes, January of 2009 was a heady, magical time... The last Bush Regime was getting kicked out of the White House, and thinking mutants the world over were celebrating--but not I, because I was mired hip-deep in the HURRICANE SPECTACULAR story arc with no exit strategy in sight! While I had no idea where it all was going, I knew it wasn't going to end soon...and that I NEEDED that buttwipe George as a viable continuing character. My nuts were in a bind--what's a bimbo to do? So I was faced with a horrifically unsavory task:
--To contrive a means for the leprous President George W. Bush to stay in office for FOUR MORE YEARS!
So yeah, I did it. I managed to pull it off using clips from OF MICE AND MEN and Robert Downey *SENIOR's* inspired '60s classic freakfilm PUTNEY SWOPE to stand in for the new chief exec (sorry, no actual Obama was used for this show--hey, no way am I beginning yet another poli-celebrity fixation, nosiree"Bob"!). The plot sickens as George shows he's learned well the lessons of September 11th--will he be able to find a building to knock over onto his rival before Barry takes the oath?
NOTE: The WREKfm broadcast version is the 59:58 edit. If you like more abuse with your enterTAINTment, there's the longer 65:05 version. So enjoy--IF you CAN!
