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Put on that Crown of Thorns and get ready to duck, because tonight the Flooze's overstuffed ovaries are fit to BUST with Easter eggs for EVERYONE! It's the SadomasoChristian holiday season, and there will be plenty of lipsmacking holiday necroporn to go around! Hear the sneering old fart Pastor Arnold Murray as he raves about bunnies and eggs, and delight with some crazy xtian preacher as he describes, in transports of close-to-erotic glee, the tortures endured by JAYzuss while a Flooze-mixed chorus of hopeful candidates warbles the mind-bogglingly sick song "I Should Have Been Crucified"! And the whole thing goes down easy because it's candy-coated with globs of sex, sex, SEX!
Trust me--this is one holiday orgy you don't want to PASSOVER!