Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
YES! In honor of the recent May Day political holiday, tonight we present an official broadcast from the lovely Soviet Georgia Tech campus of the People's Slackless House of Politburo-Approved Fun! We're "Russian to judgment" as Comrade Ivana Kutyaslackoff guides you through a Soviet wonderland of Communist scares and cold war paranoia full of gremlins from the Kremlin! All those disapproving of this broadcast will be shipped off to Siberia where they will provide our regime with icy BMs to supplement our arsenal!
You MUST to be listenink tonight, or you will pay the ultimate price for your subversion! That is all.