Yes! It's been awhile since I played this one--and since I had titled it "The Oxycontinental," I'm sure many people had no idea it was a Rush Limbaugh joke and skipped it. And that's a fucking shame, because I suffered like a bitch putting this one together. I hate that smug fatcat prat with a white-hot loathing, but I had to immerse myself in a sticky, oily shitstew of his spew just to get the ammunition to take him out in one neat 20-minutes-and-change hit. IN HIS OWN WORDS, you'll hear him scoring his "country heroin" from Dr. Bruce Dern and licking toads to get high as he fucks a homeless woman in a dumpster. And in the middle of it is a sequence that I DIDN'T edit, a gloriously ironic piece of history where he states just exactly what he thinks should be done with drug addicts because they're destroying the country with their loathsome habits. Ha, I guess that just doesn't apply to HIM.
Because Rushy-Boy didn't rate the 17-hour Recombinant Comedy⢠treatment I gave George W. Bush, I had some time to fill--and that's where the drunk-off-his-ass John Wayne comes in, along with a studio tape of the Beach Boys trying to record "Help Me Rhonda" while their tyrannical dad Murry Wilson busts their balls in front of their friends. Parts of this tape were murky, but I enhanced the background remarks so you can hear it when Brian complains, "I have one good ear, and you're hurting it!"--which is supremely creepy when you consider that it was his own father who ruptured his eardrum during a brutal childhood beating. The other damning studio tape is the notorious Troggs session where the band is caught in an escalating, bitchy, histrionic rolling trainwreck over ONE SINGLE GODDAMNED NOTE. Then add the senile Colonel Sanders advertising "Kenfucky Tried Chicken," cartoon voice immortals Don Messick and June Foray getting sexy, Shatner and Zsa Zsa and Jack Palance getting pissy--and hell, I can't remember what else--and you've got a megabuttload of celebrity shame treading the stage in tonight's show.
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