You know what time of year it is--it's "Back to SCHOOL" time!!! Get ready to relive those annoying nightmares of being forever trapped in the labyrinthine halls of academia without a map--because tonight, you'll be dragged back into your old school, kicking and screaming! But be strong and hang on by your teeth--it's only an hour-long school year, but the grading curve is so steep it's gonna give you freakin' whiplash.
I originally put this show together in the late '90s, and the "acting" job I do on it is pretty thin--however, in the interest of expedience, I didn't take the time to re-do it, so you can thrill to my lameness. But the rest of the material is payback for your suffering. Hear Johnny Winter with Rick Derringer on second guitar as they tear up "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl"; the lisping Peter Barkhuisen raves in counterpoint with the '70s-hip incarnation of Elliott Gould; Hellpope Huey weighs in; Jimmy Swaggart glistens with lust as he describes his idea of the perfect little schoolgirl; and chunks from 1984, FORBIDDEN ZONE, A WRINKLE IN TIME, and the 1967 comedy album I WERE A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE by Kenny Solms and Gail Parent, featuring Solms & Parent with the teevee-familiar voices of Robert Klein, Marian Mercer, and Rip Taylor.
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