Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
WARNING!!! The noises and voices you will hear tonight are 100% pure UNCENSORED Yeti spew, gushing straight from the firehose cortex of a Zen master of the Slack Arts...TEDMAN!
How can I even begin to explain him? Let's just say that he is an escaped patient from the Institute turned official LNI Mania Consultant. With his, uh, differently wired brain, everything TedMan experiences is filtered through a crazy mesh and twisted into wild mindscapes by his superego's super-id. Strap yourself in! This wild fucking ride crackles with gutpunch laughs and savage wish fulfillment set to a singular soundtrack of terrifying covers and even MOAR terrifying original TedMan songs, such as...
"I Can't Sing Worth a Shit" Unplugged
"This Is NOT a Ramones Ripoff Song"
"King of the Night Time" and "Detroit Rock City" (Kiss)
"Dead Clowns" (Throbbing Member)
"AAARGH!!!" (my favorite!)
...and when it reaches its craziest peak, give this a thought: TedMan doesn't do drugs AT ALL.