Warning: Program only suitable for FCC-designated safe harbor (10PM to 6AM).
After a party at Neverland ranch turns murderous, Michael Jackson is now on the run with psychokiller party guest OJ Simpson, the two of them barreling into a spinning razorwire night with FRANK FUCKING BOOTH at the wheel!!! Get ready for a screeching, balls-out Total Mayhem Overload--because tonight's episode pays off in the first twelve minutes like fifteen motherfuckers!!! That's right! Your hair will blow back as you earwitness the spectacular MJ/OJ "In Dreams" sequence, wherein savage vengeance explodes in an operatic orgy of violence that reaches a nightmarish, apocalyptic crescendo of industrial buggery. You will shit yourself with happiness!
Then when the buttfucking pauses, Michael has other problems... a murder rap, prison, and a very familiar and lengthy trial, replete with Kato Kaelin, Mark Fuhrman, battling attorneys, damning DNA evidence, and the ultimate verdict resting on one single glove--this time, covered with rhinestones.
With music by Elephant's Memory ("Hey, little child, don't put me on trial....") and a marvelous mashup of "Rock with You" and "Under Pressure" made by by some unknown visionary in 2004, plus there's an OJ fan's introspective ballad and some very incisive OJ Simpson pieces by Negativland.