The major candidates stop in for a treatment from our Queer Eye team. Does John Kerry channel Herman Munster, or a basset hound? Is George really an eight-year old in a cowboy suit? Let's find out!
Average Network Productions music by Arcangelo Corelli
Bush surges ahead in the polls on the basis of lies, and deceit. Hell, we thought this was a new century. Sounds pretty familiar to us. Can John Kerry shed his image as a waffling, inconsistant, bumbling liberal, or are we faced with four more years of lies, deceit, death, and smug? Is cheesy, intolerant religion really a valid substitute for diplomacy? It's Bush's election to lose. We can hope. If you use Average Network productions on your air, as a mobile over baby's crib, or to block out illustrations deemed unsuitable, drop us a line and let us know through radio4all. Listener response is welcome.