George and Andy Card arrive at the convention, and with unerring instinct, begin schmoozing for loose cash. Not surprising, it is there to be scooped up with the first available skip loader.
Average Network Productions music by The Temperance Seven, the New Codpiece Band, and The Alberts
Okay, so getting cheap laughs out of a political convention really isn't that hard. Still, that is what they are there for, isn't it? And what's easier to satirize than a Republican convention? Not very much. All the men look like Tor Johnson, and all the women resemble either Barbara Bush, or Vampira. Well, Jonathon Swift's been dead for a couple hundred years, so the Average Network wil try it's best. Join us as we giggle our ways to the gallows. Listener response is welcome.
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